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real hillbillies

Posted on: April 11th, 2008 by jobTopia No Comments

A former co-worker of mine was on her way to the North GA. mountains for the weekend.  They stopped for gas, food, and beer at a little hole in the wall, one pump gas station.  These two jokers were on their way out to the Friday Night Fights.  They stopped long enough for my friend to snap a photo.  Can you believe people cock fight?  This is going on right under our nose just 1 1/5 miles North of Atlanta!  WOW. Of course this guy is wearing a seat belt!  We wouldn’t want him thrown from the truck high on moonshine.

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Traffic nightmares pale to this EXTREME

Posted on: March 21st, 2008 by jobTopia No Comments

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5-day weekends

Posted on: April 25th, 2007 by jobTopia No Comments

Rally for 5-day weekends comes to Atlanta


The Atlanta Journal-Constitution
Published on: 04/24/07

"Thank God It’s Tuesday."

If Atlantan Roy McCrerey has his way, American workers would be uttering that phrase as they prepare for their weekly five-day weekends.

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The Friends of the Five Day Weekend explain their cause at the group’s Web site.

"In my dream world, the jerk boss is going to be the guy who makes you come in on Wednesdays," said McCrerey, an actor who lives in Virginia-Highland. McCrerey is head of a quirky campaign to shorten the nation’s workweek to two days. The "Friends of the Five-Day Weekend" movement kicked off in Asheville, N.C., last week and was in Atlanta’s Woodruff Park on Tuesday. The rally, which drew about 90 people, featured bands, balloons and free giveaways.

"Maybe our message is a little crazy," said McCrerey, who works about two days a week.

"But my response to that is our current situation is crazy. We need to fight crazy with crazy."

He said a two-day workweek may be a stretch, but he insists the nation’s economy could still function with fewer workdays.

Except for going from six to five days, the American workweek hasn’t changed much since the Great Depression, when the weekend was officially created. Americans already have one of the shortest vacation times in the world: 14 days on average. They give up nearly 570 million days of unused vacation a year, according to the latest vacation deprivation survey by Expedia.com.

Cellphones, BlackBerrys, instant messages and other technologies that were supposed to make our lives easier have instead tethered us to work even more, McCrerey said.

Workers have been going to work lured by the promise of shorter weeks for nearly a century, he said. It has yet to happen.

"In fact, it’s going the other direction," McCrerey said.

Americans’ obsession with work flies in the face of the early days of the country, when the founders cobbled together the Declaration of Independence’s most famous line: "life, liberty and the pursuit of happiness."

The idea of a five-day weekend drew a flurry of comments on The Atlanta Journal-Constitution’s Web site Tuesday.

"All these people talking about hard work … what’s so virtuous about slaving away for some penny-ante job? How is that of superior moral value than, say, having more time to expand your mind and spend time with loved ones?" one reader wrote.

"If I could work two 15-hour days and get the rest of the week off, YAY! I’d rather be with my family, or gardening, or reading, or writing … than working at my job … and I LOVE my job. I just don’t love it more than I love my family or myself."

The idea started as a promotional gimmick by the Asheville Convention and Visitors Bureau, which is spending more than $600,000 on the campaign. It was intended to get more people to spend their vacations in Asheville, but the concept has mushroomed into a full-blown campaign, with its own Web site, rallies and a petition to Congress that’s already drawn nearly 1,000 signatures.

Congress, by the way, is in session 110 days a year, which is roughly — you guessed it — two days a week.

The response to the movement has stunned McCrerey.

"We’ve just been floored by the response," he said. "I was expecting to get a lot of, ‘Are you nuts?’ Instead I’m hearing, ‘It’s about time.’ I was expecting to hear more resistance. We’ve hit a nerve here."

Mr. “cranky pants” shoots his own foot

Posted on: April 6th, 2007 by jobTopia No Comments

Bridge_burning When you meet a connector or influencer what should you do boys and girls?  Make a great first impression and be memorable.  It is RARE for someone to hang up on me.  It has happened before and it will happen again.  The law of averages are at work here.  It goes something like this: " I am in month-end close, GO AWAY!  I hate myself and my life.  I will never get out of here.  I am a prisoner Aaaaaaaahhhh"……CLICK.  I understand that.  You have a deadline and you don’t need distractions.  Fine.  I can live with that.  You are having a YOU problem, not a ME problem.  But  Mr. Cranky pants candidate violated the basic law of networking and burned his bridge when he hung up on me yesterday.  This guy had a decent background, but I had some concerns about his skills so I questioned him. Mr chip-on-his-shoulder got flustered and realized I wasn’t ga-ga about him and he had an uphill battle to persuade me that he was right for my client (DELTA) and the little fella hung up on me.  Wrong move.  I called my recruiting buddies and office workers and told them to watch out for Mr. Cranky Pants.  This guy has a better chance of "Living in a Van Down By The River" than getting a job.

You can’t arrest me! I have an interview

Posted on: March 23rd, 2007 by jobTopia No Comments

Boys and girls this is crazy!  Do you think you are resourceful?  Maybe you fancy yourself clever and cunning.  Perhaps you "do whatever it takes" to get the job done.   How do you measure up to this cat’s wild ride? Chips

My candidate is heading up Ga. 400 North on his way to interview with my top client, Cingular Wireless, when he is stopped by the Po-Lice. "Yea, I’m gonna need you to step out of your car".  Said the Chippers.  "This kinda sorta isn’t my ride"  he replied. 

Church_lady "Well isn’t that special?  Let me guess who’s car it is..Hmmmm Let me see.  Maybe..Sayyytannn?  Your friend just got his car impounded for an expired tag" said Ponch.  "You can take my friends car, but I can’t no show my interview.  I’m late.  Can you give me a lift to Cingular Wireless?  I’ll ride on back.  Can we use your lights to get through traffic?" 

True story. 

This dude gets a baller award because they did give him a ride and showed up on time! 

Now that ladies and gentleman is taking care of business.  What an entrance!  Now let’s hope he get’s the job.